To nap or not to nap… [09.07.15]

Reader B writes:
It’s Labor Day, all I want to do is nap. Everyone else is out there doing something; mowing, sawing, hammering, etc. Why can’t I just nap for chrissake?!

You can just nap. Those other people are just plain nuts. You don’t want to be known for being nuts, do you?! Then nap. And, leave me alone. I have things to do. It’s Labor Day. ZZZzzzzzz……..